The Tyrant Alarm Clock
Just when you thought you couldn’t hate your alarm clock enough, along comes a gadget that will make you hate waking up even more. The point of this one is to get you out of bed, and fast, and to wean you from that die hard habit of the snooze button. And don’t pretend you don’t snooze….there’s a reason that button is so big on the clock, now isn’t there? Well with the Tyrant Clock you won’t have that option, so if you are inherently lazy, or seriously need more rest in the morning, this gadget suggests you go to bed a little earlier to avoid its tyranny. Humiliation is the tactic this gadget uses to get you out of bed, and well, they may be on to something. And since humiliation is one of our most feared emotions, it may be just what you need to get out of bed. The alarm will sound once, when you set it, to do what it is supposed to do. Get you out of bed on time. But alas, if you linger past that bell, bad things could happen.
For every three minutes that the clock is left to sound, the Tyrant Clock will call random numbers in your cell phone. So, if you’ve been hanging onto someone’s number that you shouldn’t be, or, you have your employer on speed dial, prepare for more than a little embarrassment if you are found to be a lazy, I mean heavy, sleeper. This one will work well for those that thrive under the heat of pressure. But not so much for those who have a lasting relationship with the big ol’ snooze button.
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